Gym Candy

I had just dropped the kids off at the nursery. I was fiddling with my iPod, mentally preparing myself for a workout, when what do I see right before my eyes? A very hot guy. I won't describe him, only because I have learned that women have different opinions as to what constitutes hot. This guy however, was my exact definition. Now normally, like 'M.' said at lunch today, I would shy away at the sight of someone I find attractive. Instead, I was floored. It has been a while since I have seen a guy I deem hot. (Minus my hubby of course! ;) )

So picture it, I'm walking, fumbling with my iPod. I pass this hottie, my facial expression changes to a look of amazement and what thought runs thru my mind...

"G*D DAMN YOU'RE HOT!"

And I know without a doubt, he could read that on my face. Thankfully, he was on his way out because I had just marred the gym candy.

I hope I never see him at the gym again. My "G*D DAMN YOU'RE HOT!" a-s-s is now embarrassed. I am obviously married with kids. My skillz are GONE.