Yankee Belle


Universal Truths.

Kimtastic sent this to me. Classic stuff.

Universal Truths:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

10. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

11. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

12. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light than Kay.

13. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

14. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in.

15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text message.

16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


WW - Hiding Naked.


Skating Princesses.

The Mabster celebrated her 4th birthday this past Saturday. Her theme - roller skating with a touch of princess.

This was the first time Big B had ever roller skated. She did well. Im just glad she even attempted it. The last time I roller skated was in 2002. I bought myself a pair of Sketchers Sneaker Skates. They were the new craze, and I thought - 'Why not?!' I skated around my neighborhood in an attempt to enjoy my youth & nature. However, in order to stop myself most times, I had to grab hold of vehicles parked in the street. I didn't think my neighbors appreciated this, so I sold my skates on Ebay and never looked back. Until Saturday. It took me a few laps, but I got my groove back. And my snazzy old school knee pads were able to be worn again too.

Hubby broke his leg roller skating when he was 6. He decided to dare the roller gods and slipped on some wheels. He finally found his groove too. Meanwhile, lil CJ ran around the rink yelling "Da-dy! Da-dy!"

It was so.much.fun. Happy Birthday Mabster!!! Can we do it over again?!?!?


WORDLESS Wednesday.


I'm Still Lost

without my favorite tv show and Jack.



WW - Hippy Chick.

***Oops. Mommy brain. I forgot to post my WW.


Vent Hide-A-Way.

While walking past a floor vent, I noticed several cheerios near it. Intrigued, I looked inside the vent grate. There inside were not only cheerios, but goldfish too.

It appears, lil C has found a new love for placing things in the air vents. Lots of things.

Today, I took on the job of vacuuming out all the air vents.

In them I found:

Goldfish, Cheerios, pretzels, raisins, tissue paper, hair clips, q-tips, coins, and other randomness.

I giggled tho. I didnt find any Marlboro's...which is what my brother back during HS use to hide in the air vents.