I 'get' the joke. I also 'get' and love the fact that it backfired.
3 In Our Bed.
Last night as we turned out the lights, hubby and I exchanged our usual goodnight kiss and goodnight words. A minute into silence, hubby says:
"Night J."
I think if J were to move to China, we would have a new address too.
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Work...Nah.
lil B: Mama, where is daddy going?
Me: To work. Someone has to pay the bills.
lil B: Oh.
Me: Unless you want to get a job?
lil B: Nah.
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The Day After
Does insomnia come with old age? I woke up this morning at 4:45am. It is against my religion to get out of bed before 7 am.
Yesterday was a fan-tabulous day! Of course being my birthday I would not expect anything less. I spent the morning shopping with lil B. Then spent the afternoon shopping on the Internet. Got a kick a-s-s birthday present from hubby and lil B. Blew out my candles on a delicious ice cream cake. (YUM! My fav!!!) And then headed to dinner with my favorite 'bitches'.
Dinner was perfect! Great conversation, great food (I am praying MommaPeas is okay this morning,) and great adult beverages. These are some highlights...
1. The waiter had whiter teeth than me. On my birthday, this is unacceptable.
2. Everyone that could consume alcohol, did. First time ever I think!
3. We need to meet Random Mom's MIL.
4. We all dressed up and looked super cute.
5. It wasn't a Bell Bottom's night.
6. Kimtastic had to listen to me talk the ENTIRE ride home.
7. Non-Lucid Drivel is my enabler. ;)
8. I will never forget MommaPea's birthday. Unless election day changes.
9. Certain sexual acts are only discussed amongst great friends.
10. I'm A Mom! is still OLDER than me!!!
Of course I can not forget to mention my AWESOME birthday gift from the ladies:
(I am now on the hunt for Mario Paint. I want to paint each of them a Thank You.)
Upon returning home, lil B was thrilled to see a singing birthday card. It was played over and over..."Woogie Woogie"
Happy Birthday to Me!!!!
Next Monday, we do it all over again! ;)
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For You History Buffs
Today is a very important day in history. If you don't know why, do a little research. EVERYONE should know this day and commit it to memory.
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Knock Knock...
It's MY BIRTHDAY MONTH! Bring on the cake, candles, presents, and booze all month long!
Post note: The story behind my month long celebration is...back in the good'ol summer of 2003, during the great month of July, myself and some friends partied/went out - A LOT. My birthday became the excuse for our fun. The humor in it was...individuals who were not part of our 'elite crew' always seemed perplexed when we mentioned dinner and drinks - yet again - for my birthday.
Did I mention July is a long month with 31 days?! Ahhh...what a great birthday month it is.
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