Yankee Belle

welcome

Wanted



Personal Assistant.

Qualifications:
Great organizational skills
Patience
Available 24/7
Car
Quiet - Speaks only when spoken to

Experience:
5+ years of handling chaos

Benefits & Salary:
None

Start date:
Yesterday

6 comments:

long reach excavator said...

im your favorite reader here!

Can Doo said...

Somehow they tricked us!!! Worst part about it is there is no vacation, salary, or benefits. Best Part about it is the gratification of the everyday accomplishments.

Seis said...

I've got the Organizational Skills, Patience, and Car, but I am very busy and kinda loud. Not to mention my annoying voice.

However, I have the experience and no salary is almost what I make being a Librarian.

Perhaps, we can strike a deal for a part time position. You know I love to negotiate.

Kim said...

if seis takes the job, send her to my house next...i am just one exit down! :)

K-Mom said...

I'm so desperate, I would consider your rejects!!

Blue Momma said...

Maybe if you are paying in spicy hummus and pita bread.....