Yankee Belle

welcome

RSVP: HELL NO


The audacity. You have never invited me to your home. Never asked if our kids could get together and play. Not once called and invited me to lunch. Yet month after month, I get an invitation to one of your 'social parties' that requires me to buy something. At these parties, I know you earn points that in turn leads to free gifts for you. Has my lack of attendance not been obvious enough? And I will not even begin to mention all of the perks you have already received because you are associated with this family. You will not exploit me. So the answer to your invitation - yet again - is:

HELL TO THE F'ing NO!

7 comments:

I'm a Mom!..? said...

Is this a bad time to mention a jewelry party I'm having? :o)

Blue Momma said...

People get perks by associating with you?

Wanna come for a playdate next week?

"MommaDrool" said...

How about a Pampered Chef or Southern Living party instead of Bunco next month?

Mommapeas said...

So, I've gotten reward points for every month we've hung. Next year, I'm going to Nepal. Don't hate the player.

random_mommy said...

damn. mama got some anger issues.

AlliT said...

Right on sister... You hit the nail on the head.. Tell them all to go to he!!...

SouthernBell said...

I just had to come find out what that Yankee Belle blog was all about -- this post says it all, huh?